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Homecoming- I. King tried to cancel it, afraid of hordes of furious alumni descending on Kendall Green. Sorry, King. They're coming for you anyway. |
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King Jordan- When did you morph from the Deaf Martin Luther King, Jr. to the Deaf Josef Stalin?? |
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Tim Rarus- "King, I helped put you in office, and now you're arresting me!" Bravo!!! This is one brave man. |
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Fernandes- |
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Rumsfeld- He's not running for president after the Iraq fiasco. Thanks, Don! |
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Gallaudet
PR- Stop with the lies! What's next? Maybe you'll say JK's the messiah, and the lowly protesters are blood-sucking vampires?! |
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Mercy
Coogan- So we hear that you don't run PR anymore at Gallaudet, and that you told King not to arrest the students. Good move, for once. |
| An Introduction to Buck Naked Reborn
- by Jonathan Henner So, when she asked me to write again for the Buck Naked Bison, the kid I was peeked out through the academic fluff and shouted an agreement. I am excited for the possibilities Buck Naked Bison brings to the community. I especially look forward for the chance to provide the community a literary action free of the taint of audism...read more |
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Lobster Bisque and the French Revolution
- by Jane Jonas |
| I Was Arrested on I. King Jordan's Order
- by Megan Malzkuhn Different types of deaf people, with implants, cuers, oralists, ASL advocates, you name it, came together for a united cause. We stood hand by hand, and many hearing people joined us. The faces were the colors of the rainbow, truly the epitome of diversity. We were all Deaf enough, despite our hearing status or signing status...read more |
| A Hearing Guy's Views of the Protest
- by Eric Mathers I myself am a hearing graduate student, and I never met or heard about a Deaf person until I was a junior in my undergraduate program. This is a sad story, but all too true. People need to recognize Deaf people, and recognize them as a language minority, not as handicapped people deserving of pity...read more |
| I, KING: It's Not About You
- by Todd Newman Not only that, generations of those who love Gallaudet will judge you. Black Friday will not be forgotten in a hurry. My children want to go to Gallaudet. I have a deaf girl and two hearing boys. Do I want them to come to Gallaudet? I’m not so sure anymore...read more |
| One Woman's Story - by Tara Schupner A good leader makes people feel comfortable approaching her about problems with those she is responsible for overseeing. A good leader creates an environment that fosters caring about one another and makes the campus community truly a community. Dr. Jane K. Fernandes has proved to me beyond the shadow of any doubt that she is not that leader...read more |
| I Know Why the Students Are Protesting
- by Carrie Suggs There is so much more that I'm not aware of because I'm not a student, faculty member, staff member, or alumni. But, I think that it's safe to say that all of this has built up to create an emotional situation filled with protesters asking for a better president who shows more compassion and concern for the deaf community...read more |
| A Look Inside I. King's Head - by Josh Weinstock So now, why are we all listening to Jordan? He is out of here soon, so his words and opinion are not valued anymore. It is time to hit Jordan, and hit him close to home. We have made tremendous progress in this protest and Gallaudet has become closer, a community of one heart...read more |
| Chaos At Gallaudet: A Comic - by Tim Woodford |
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| Where in the World is Jane K. Fernandes? Yesterday, JKF was seen leaving a meeting with alQaeda, resplendent in traditional costume On Wednesday, she was caught on a coffee break with Kim il Jong On Tuesday, we spied her cringing in the DPS office, begging them to protect her from the evil Deaf people trying to kill her Have you seen Jane? Email us and tell us! |
